Folie A Deux

The post below is written by my noob bro that only knows how to shit, thats why he's full of shit. If u love shit, then u'll understand what he's saying. Holy shit, yes the shit's holy now. Some of the lame things that i still remember are below.... S.Tuck here btw. =)

1) Why did the chicken cross the road?? Too common
Because it wanted to run away from nandos and kenny roggers. I just ate chicken but not that chicken btw.

2) Why did the Tortoise cross the road then?
Because the Shell Station was on the other side.

3) Why can't turkey's fly? Familiar
hmm... because TURKEY IS A COUNTRY!!!!

4) Where does lightning and thunder come from??
PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or issit the other chu? forgot wats it already RAKACHU?

5) How do inmates in a jail communicate?
By using cellphones. Thats how we communicate ~

6) Bread or Coffee more talkative?
Of course bread la.. cause BreadTalk and Kopitiam (Coffee diam)

7) Whats the heaviest noodle in the world?
Wan tan mee (one tonne mee)

8) What money is black?
50 cent. ...Listening to chinese songs now not 50 cent's

9) Which country has the most infected and sick people in the world?
GERM MANY....

10) How does a farmer count all his cows?
By using a COWCULATOR! .





Wanna know why you're stoned reading all this?

Cos' you ROCK !

Welcome to 2009 whether you like it or not.

Vanakkam, this is the real mouse, the coolest one of course. Since its the new years, I give face to the lil noob mouse and write a little post (or rather just talk whatever shit that comes out from my puny brain) since he asked me to.RiGHT? ahahaa

Lets start with the title, Welcome to 2009 whether you like it or not. Whether you're happy, sad, high, crazy, emo, dying etc etc, you're still welcome because theres no choice. No way you cannot not enter 2009 unless you die on 31st dec 2008, damm sad like that, you'll be counting down on your deathbed. Anyway, if you're not that, you HAVE to enter 2009, whether you like it or not. And there is a saying "In life, there are always choices". Want to eat my green shit ar? Certain things are just inevitable. This is just a vague example, go think by yourself for others.

Moving on, since we HAVE to go to 2009, wtf should we do? Make the best out of it? So, this is my new year's revolution *just thought bout it a minute ago*. 2009 : I want all my bijis' to turn into buahs'. For those noob who don't know, biji = seed, buah = fruit *just to make sure*. This is a simple formula or theory or way or whatever you want to label it as. In chinapek english: You plant seed, put needed nutrients, seed grows to plant, plant come out fruit. Quoting from my lame ass lil bro "yes la, thats right". My theory make sense right? So damn easy. I'll give an example for those lost ppl out there. Since i know my bros exams coming up, I'll help a bit. Easy only. Want to get good grades, start studying loh = biji,, the nutrient = concentration, studying smart, etc etc,  and need TIME for biji to become buah. Easy as 321, if u can't count backwards, don't bother continuing reading. See, its easy stuff. Apply this formula anywhere in your life, people gonna start calling you superman already. Of course the tricky part is to know what is the biji, nutrient, and buah.

And by the way, new years day is just another day actually, why make it until so big? It just another night turning into day or another hour turning into another hour. So, make this resolution an everyday thing!! If you wait every new years just to make a resolution, your biji right, will turn into TAHI. Think bout it. 

Okay la, enough shit for one day. Go watch "the curious case of benjamin button". Pro show. He was born old and slowly turning young. Ciaoz, happy new year.

mouse08

2009 - ox09
First activity of the year - poker? lose
Second activity of the year - mahjong. lose. 2009 sucks. lol

Last few days of 2008 were like a closing marathon of the year. Cousins from penang were here since saturday ----> means no need to study dee. Yes la thats good. Since then daily routine was shopping shopping shopping shopping x 100000000. wth man. Can die of walking. 1u, curve, klcc, lowyat, times square, midvalley, gardens ..... semua pun pergi. satu hari tujuh hingga lapan jam jalan jalan. Balik rumah minum susu also cannot. Ended up watching tv or mahjong or bball. Mahjong rocks la. Played like crazy till late in the morning like 4 am+ on 01/01/09. Ftw becomes Ttw (time to win) in mahjong. =_=
Cousin: "Dam sad wei these ppl.. Waiting so long just for little penang cafe." pointing at the long queue outside "little penang cafe".

Ip Man was the bomb la. After watching then only realised how freaking proud we should be of being a chinese like wat zwee said. LOL. But dam pain watching the show. Dunno why also. Watch and find out for yourself.

Finished 1st chapter of goo goo dolls. Dam proud wei.

Listening to chinese songs now. Awesome la. Dling fall out boys new album now (recommended by cousin )

Prison break's on the break now. Good timing. Lost starting soon. But i duwan to get lost especially this month.

Cousins went back already. 24 days till the next mahjong session. =).

Study la wei. Exams exactly 1 week from now. And i dont think i can remember how to do practical dee. holy shit. I just checked the timetable and there's only 9 days of exams.. so yea.. not bad la. 29 and 30 are the killer though. Sure no mood to study at that time.

WHY SO SERIOUS. LETS MAHJONG PPL. Btw, thanks for the wishes and presents. =) 17 - legal dee. !

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Study la. Dont waste your time reading this.

So yesterday, we overnite at Edwyn's apartment. Reason: Arsenal - Liverpool. And also "Study" . Before the match, 6 of us - me , zwee, edwyn, ang, kit weng and wei jin pokered at kit weng's place, Riana Green. lololol... study la.. Poke the Orge pulak. The best round was : Edwyn Quad. Ace winning 3 bucks. PWNED. Pocket Ace in hand and free flop came out 2 more aces, ended up winning the blinds only. GOOD JOB LA. Yes la thats gooooood.

Arsenal - Liverpool. Jack joined us at al-safa. Had to say wat a "fantastic" four match it was. Good bribe by Liverpool. Awesome. But Adebayor was just too strong la. Thats why he got sent off. Or issit he's too black? raci-st . Both the goals were superb though. Van Persie's turn was freaking cool and skillful while keane's goal was a bullet. The net was bleeding after that. Quas later was just a waste of time?

Watched Transformers on HBO till 5 something sebelum tidur. Wats up with Megan Fox la. Alice Cullen FTW OTW BTW NTW. Woke up around 11. Pergi kolej nak makan tapi foos kat Max sampai ku perlu balik rumah pengsan kat katil. GG.

Bella's Lullaby ----- River flows in you ------ Kiss the Rain . wtf. Play piano la Jack. Thats right la. Gimme the sheets again btw.

"Btw mouse, I DID put blu-tac in your hair." I SAW THAT LA WEI KIT.

Time to study. Exams next year .. but next year is just too soon. mouse08 gonna be mouse09? nonono. mouse08 ftw. And, Boxing Day is just few days away. (Christmas is not important here) *Hint* ^.^

Goo Goo Dolls

GG dolls. World of Goo. Kit Weng and Zwee's game. I cant play this game man. seriously. Too noob. Played few rounds.. Build Build end up jatuh. wah dam freaking cool. First few rounds bonus like +5 balls only? Yea.. it requires thinking and structural engineering skills aka physics? Shit.. i suck in that la. big time. Yes la thats good.

Father and bro back from US. Unlocked the phone. ONLY MY sim card cannot work in the phone. awesome la.

Freaking tired. Futsal 2day and yesterday. Can die.

Study Study Study Study Study Study Study

VS

Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep

Bu Neng Shuo de Mi Mi

~ Secret ~

Yes la. Watched Secret today. Awesome. Dam good show. Seriously. The storyline is just genius la. Tapao any other movie la.

Follow the notes upon the journey
At first sight marks one's destiny
Once the voyage comes to an end
Return lies within hasty keys

Shit. I dont know why I'm blogging about this

Bu Neng Shuo de Mi Mi la. The piano scences were just speechless. Freaking pro. FTW. The first time i watched this i thought the song "Bu Neng Shuo de Mi Mi" was the piano sheet. Ended up another piece titled "Secret" . Brilliant la. According to the movie, one can time travel by playing the "Secret" piece. OMG ITS A SECRET LA. CANNOT TELL PPL. lame. But when i played it, nothing happened also. Wtf. kena con. Yes la, i can play the piece. And some other simple pieces in the movie. Yes la thats good. But that was like last year. Now......

Crap. Im just too free to watch movie everyday.. instead of studying. And i dunno why I'm blogging about this movie. Maybe its because i watched it like 10 times last year? Once this year so far, I think. Shhhhhhh... its a secret. Not suppose to tell anyone. Gay

Its over

Its over.. Its timeeeeee. RIGHT WEI KIT. Selling soap didnt turn out so well huh. amen

Sem 2 is over. Hurray? This means exams are around the corner. Yea that corner where Jack's emoing now. It feels like having holidays now. But But But But. Need to study. Study Study Study Study .

Next Sem, im taking Stats 3 and say goodbye to mechanics.
No more Anuar. Yes la thats good. He shall be remembered for his "CHECK" and "NOT INTERESTED U CAN LEAVE MY CLASS " . Not to forget his shiny head that reflects light. Not a problem anyway. We still have Weelim, the botakchi growing hair under a rambutan tree. LAME LA JACK.

Watched Twilight and Wall-E. Not bad.

Wei Kit: Alice Cullen fucking hot. WTF. FTW.

1:19:04 - ITS TIMEEEEEEEEEEE.

dammit