The post below is written by my noob bro that only knows how to shit, thats why he's full of shit. If u love shit, then u'll understand what he's saying. Holy shit, yes the shit's holy now. Some of the lame things that i still remember are below.... S.Tuck here btw. =)
1) Why did the chicken cross the road?? Too common
Because it wanted to run away from nandos and kenny roggers. I just ate chicken but not that chicken btw.
2) Why did the Tortoise cross the road then?
Because the Shell Station was on the other side.
3) Why can't turkey's fly? Familiar
hmm... because TURKEY IS A COUNTRY!!!!
4) Where does lightning and thunder come from??
PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or issit the other chu? forgot wats it already RAKACHU?
5) How do inmates in a jail communicate?
By using cellphones. Thats how we communicate ~
6) Bread or Coffee more talkative?
Of course bread la.. cause BreadTalk and Kopitiam (Coffee diam)
7) Whats the heaviest noodle in the world?
Wan tan mee (one tonne mee)
8) What money is black?
50 cent. ...Listening to chinese songs now not 50 cent's
9) Which country has the most infected and sick people in the world?
GERM MANY....
10) How does a farmer count all his cows?
By using a COWCULATOR! .
Wanna know why you're stoned reading all this?
Cos' you ROCK !
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