So How You Brown Cow?!

Woahh .. Quite the long havent touch blogs. Mine and urs. So How's APRIL?

Parents went to US for a week end of March. Reason : Bro's operation. Operation on? aku pun tak tau. All i know is pizza every monday.

That week like so free. Only the Monday where they'll be back from US at nite.. , I had to start cleaning up.. wash and iron clothes and all.. Or else sure dam noisy when they're back. Simple la.

Hoodie and shoes from US. Cool like pool. Haven remove price tag yet till today.

First driving lesson last tuesday. Holy shitsss. Learnt the basics.. Nothing else. Parking a little bit. Here the "L" comes in.... for LEARNING. Betul kan? Sen Yi: How many times mati engine? Wah think i so noob like her? 3 times only not like her .. 7 - up .. And all of them came when the instructor asked me to stop suddenly while driving.. Why? NEVER PRESS CLUTCH FULLY. Thats pro. Oooh and my STERRING GOT PROBLEM.. Still dunno how to turn to the left. Right turning no problem i think.. left turning .. always keluar lane. Shucks fin soup. Next lesson this tuesday must overcome it.. One good suggestion by my fren was.. Keep shouting "to the left to the left" while turning left.. So wont go to the right lane.. Hmm .. makes sense. Tuesday try.

Liverpool 1 -3 Chelsea. So it was my fault for picking the wrong "L" that night? Yea la "L" for lam(e) .. Nvm 3-0 at stamford bridge wont be a problem. Hoho. Please let me pick both "L"s this Tuesday night.

Phone no credit for 2-3 days? And it came at the right time where all the "comforting" smses came in.

I just realised this Tuesday quite important.. And its one day away? Dont count 2nite la.

Archuleta.... is a moron. Yea i went for his "concert" at Sunway Lagoon Ampetheathre or watever its called yesterday.. Parked at Sunway Pyramid.. took bus to the place at 2pm as the event was scheduled to start at 3. Was like WTF when reach there.. Freaking full man. Aha memang we were late already. As usual it wont start at 3. Normally delayed till around 3 something or 4 rite.. But this time 4 something close to 5 only start. MAHAI. Dam pei.. Somemore at 4 few sohais start coming out performing some shit songs. First : Dont Know who the hell are they. Second : SING LIKE SHIT SOMEMORE. Third : Why didnt the ARCHANGELS BOO THEM.. (Archuleta fans are so called Archangels .. Dam gay..)

After all that waiting and rubbish singing.. The moron came out. like finally. 6 songs and he cao. 3 hours of waiting for 30 minutes of that moron? WTF. Its like " K THANKS BYE" . Dam dumb wei.. Somemore when he's singing .. few machan girls behind me screaming like bitches man. Act cute with the "I love U David" scream when they cant even pronounce it properly. So the whole time i was hearing mix of that moron voice and the machans screaming. Dam pain la my ear seriously. Fucking ANISes.. Seriously should've slap them cbs.

After it was over, had to take the bus back to Pyramid. Bus stop freaking full. Plus the road is so jammed up.. I think one bus takes 1 hour to come back after one stop. No point waiting like that. So decided to walk all the way back to Pyramid.. And it was raining quite heavily. GG. Soaked like crazy.. Car cannot move somemore later. So jam. I'd prefer Peanut butter

ALL THAT FOR being an ARCHANGEL ? It was fun though.. I think. I'm healthy for now.. surprisingly.

At least still got to watch the 4-0 trashing of Blackburn. Leng. Torres

MACHEDAAAAAAA (Lampard's twin) - yeng much .. he does it again.. But Aston Villa's one was cooler.

PC Fair was a failure. Went with Dad and Bro. Dad drove to KLCC . Turned out they didnt let any more cars in the parking lot.. all FULL. Stuck in the jam somemore ( Ignore the "stuck" ) Didnt bother parking else where.. Just focusing of getting out of the KL jam. In the end balik rumah. Pro. Should've took the LRT.. Mistake.. Next time then.

Wah dam malas tulis dee. Hand also dam tired now. SIEN dee.

Tonton red cliff (1) first.. CAooo

Im online though. just nudge =)

I Hate Rooney

OH EM GEE. First time i blog twice on the same day . same night.

Had to because its a good win la that made me 10 bucks richer.

MAN U 1 - 4 LIVERPOOL...

Vidic FTW. Man of the match.. Even dossena scores.. Shit. At least liverpool win la.. More exciting now.. 4 points. Still got hope.. But Man U are still favourites for title la.. Not easy for liverpool.

At least its still a win. And Man U got a goal.. unlike Real Madrid. .....

Friday, the 13th.....

This day sucks, totally sucks. Why? RESULTS . Yea finally get it huh.

So results were to be released around 9 30am.. which means Joshua and Wei Kit have to do a countdown during Chemistry class before that. As usual, Mr Yeap will make it worse for us.. SHIT.. MY CHEM is totally screwed... Confirm kena bang by Mr Yeap dee... SENG TUCK AHH BLA BLA BLA.. totally screwed.

Dam.. Physics 4 and Chem 4.. Really bad... I guess i was a bit bit bit bit bit emo later. Tiny tiny bit JUST AS TINY as STONE GIANT. Have to explain to miss aw next week why i'd skipped stats 2 later. That morning itself already sums up a pretty much bad day for me.. but then there was stilllllll.. MOVIE , something to loook forward to at start but then...

The movie we watched was The Tale of Despereaux

A freaking small mouse.. wif big ears.. LUCKILY.. my ears are not like that. Or else...

Yea.. A mouse show. =_= I GOT TO SEE MY FAMILY. Worst movie ever in my life. 1 hour and 30 minutes of my life wasted just like that.. HAHA. I was uber relieved when the movie was over.. The moment i saw the cinema guy opening the door i was off my seat dee . Should've slept instead. The Tale of Despereaux - seriously OH EM GEE. Legend of Chun Li or even dragonball would definitely be better. Whose idea was it again to watch this show? Ying or Sen Yi? @#@$@$! haha. Honour , courage, noble bla bla bla.. One thing i discovered was .. CENCOROT.. (did i get it right? haha) Thats the malay word for MOUSE.. This movie seriously.. negative rating pls. Weeboi and Jack loved it.. cause of Emma Watson's voice.

Latest Quote : LAUREN FTW. Yes la thats good.

Man U - Liverpool soon.. I hate Rooney. LOL

February is Over

We The Kings - August is Over ?

Its March already.. The fool month is coming. Only fools think its good. Cheng beng this sat.. and next week is the week where monday is the holiday. Dunno wat holiday.. But no difference for me.. Shucks.. I'm starting to like Monday like how i like today. Plenty of time at home alone. AHAHA. Nothing to do actually.. besides sleeping. The weather nowadays is just too comfortable for sleeping. LANGIT SUDAH BOCOR. 3 day weekend ftw.

Jason Mraz this Wednesday. Who's going? My fren has spare tickets i think.. forcing me to buy 2 weeks ago? But i think he should have sold it by now.. No point going la for this moraz. And its a weekday.. susah gila. Yes la thats good.

Aus fair was just.... too crowded. Not like the UK or US fair. So now i have 4 options - SEGI, NOTTINGHAM , Manchester or Loughborough in UK. Aus and US seems a little not right. ISSIT? I also dunno how.. Which one la should i pick? HELP ME LA JOSHUA TO PICK ONE. EDITOR MUCH? LOL

So now's the movie season? Just because of Oscars.. .. Freaking Angelina Jolie says "He's not my son" 100000000000 times in the movie.. .. ............ Thats why she lost.. No variation in speech. =_= Wat nice movies to download? Dling "The Prestige" now. Keng?

Bleach Chapter 45 dee. Hoho. Ichigo Kurosaki meh. Kuchiki.. Apa babi.. Naruto cooler. Cause got PAIN

Tonton "Hilang" dulu.. It was out last Thursday.. now only watch.. THATS PRO

JAI HO ~ The bomb

O.o

Danger Mouse ! I didnt know it was a cartoon wei. AHAHA. Dunno wth was my classmates talking about when i wore that shirt. There's always wikipedia. And so.. I discovered.. Danger mouse is a cartoon show? in the 80's. Thats why i dunno la.

His trademark move?

So i should wear a black eyepatch next time? DM ftw.

FP is just stupid. Learning about "ass" and "shit". Awesome. Time to start studying fp.. a good start will be completing my notes. Never knew my notes were incomplete till wei kit told me. GG

LOST is out tmr. And tmr will be a dam stupid day. Thanks to Physics. Amen

Valkyrie

This is bad .. The slight change to my timetable done by my classmates .. apalah mr ling ni so easy kena con. Physics class was supposed to be on Monday 8-10, my only class that day. Butttttttttttttttttttt some ppl decided to change it to Thursday 3-5 , wat kind of cool timing is that. Like that.. no more time to sleep dee, and normally afternoon is dam tiring that i'll be dead in class around 2. 8-10 plss... then can go library study. Not spinky or foosball la. Or else like wat jack said, monday no college confirm tidur babi. Library ftw .. 12 weeks left only. GG

VALKYRIE

quite cool wei.. i just watched the trailer.. Should be not bad. Must watch. Coming out this thursday.
Initiate operation valkyrie. We must kill Hitler.

L license on the way. Dam pro. I know how to go forward and reverse dee just using the clutch. First time sei 4. dam babi. But then later no problem. Leng. Still long way more to go.

Did some financial countings with the uk unis. And my 1st choice would be Manchester..
£20,370.00(RM105,924.00) a year and sums up to RM317,772.00 for 3 years. And that figure can only get higher.. Pain .. How la? UCL called me and told me that im underage. Wth.

Ignore the starting part.. I WAN 3 DAY WEEKEND LA. =)

Pick one

Which is cooler ?

This





or this?







I SAY BOTH ALSO ... not bad la.. ahaha. My bro draw one.. wif his dunno wat board la hand draw but come out on computer.. Yes la i know roughly wats the device but not sure wats it called.


If i draw, it'll be too good to be on this blog. Pick one ~

Blitz otw

Dam bored now. Should be at blitz now by 2 30? Now's 3 30 already and I'm still at home. Yes la thats good. Shitter i still cant contact her. Driving school also.. Change number dee?

Robbie Keane to Spurs la. Thats right la.. He shall be remembered for his bullet goal against Arsenal. Arsenal nt enough money to buy Asharvin la. Dont dream pls arsenal fans

Btw,
LIVERPOOL 2 - 0 CHELSEA

Wat about Lampard's red card? Who cares.. BOSINGWA's karate kick should be the headlines.

Nite time poker again. 55 ftw.

Last

Last Farewell la.. quite cool wei.. The girl also dam hot.. SHUCKS .. BASS la. LOL

Last paper later .. Further Mathematics.. GG? Bring it on la . Polar coordinates.. woo my favourite. Wish me luck . =) After that , its .. MAH JONG? or DOTA? or LEFT4DEAD? or POKER? or study la.. .

I need to go for driving course .. Thats pro. Uni plans somemore.. dam stress.. UK here i come?

Tok shi dulu..

Watching Lost now.

Edit:

senglam says:
the coolest is the..guy who look like alien wan

AHA.. dam moron la my bro

Welcome Ox-09.... NOT

Connection kinda sucky nowadays.. Line really bad. Frequent disconnections.. Sometimes even no internet.. Msn Troubleshoot.. cannot repair. If can sign in, wont last longer than 10 minutes. gg. How to dota la like this... How to download LOST la..

Yea Lost Season 5 is out man.. My bro in US who practically never watch season 4 (LOL) found it keng dee.. Other ppl say the same thing too.. But more questions and no answers.. expected la right. 2 episodes somemore.. No hope la. Current progress : 8% for episode 01. Yes la thats good. Internet too pro dee.

So the bio ppl are over.. Left the econs and further maths noobs. Sigh. At least econs finishes on Monday but I have Mechanics 2 on Thursday and FP on Friday. FP is important la but not mechanics. Cause my plan is to push the mechanics marks to the maths marks but not further maths marks. So dont need care Mechanics la. Yes la thats good plan. Bottomline still need to study for FP during this festive season. Shit.

Woo .. Chinese New Year la.. OX-09. Means bad luck la. Cookies are coming in and preparations are being done. I'll have double ang pows, just like last year cause i'll be collecting my bro's one too. Hoho. My mum was asking did we (as in family) bank in my bro's ang pow money last year. I just kept quiet. LOL. I had to do 2 things before new year : Cut hair and shop for red shirt. But my mum said no need to buy shirt. CRAP.

I managed to cut my hair today though after Left4dead at Blitz with Zwee, Kit, Edwyn and Joel. But not at Kimmarie la. Midvalley instead ... wah dam noob seriously. Now my hair like shit dee. OMG. PAKAI TOPI JE.

I just watched this show..

Eagle Eye la.. DAM CHUN WEI. I was watching till the end there dee when the guy.. forgot his name, mati when he stopped the musical play at the Presiden place there. Around 5-10 minutes of the show left only.. CD ROSAK. OMG. WTF right. dam potong.. So i wont know wat happened next but roughly its over la.. lol.. After watching, ngam ngam got phone call, some unknown number. Wtf wei.. dam scared.. lol, end up wrong number la. Wat pork la.. (apa babi)

Should I watch Rambo 4 next? I plan to, but its ............. AHAHA. Shit la, i still need to study.. tmr only start la. Go read Naruto first.. see how Pain tapao naruto la cause he's just too cool. Its just like how Seung Ri tapao TOP la..

PS: Mouse tapao all of them la. =]

The End

Prison Break is Back....and then Gone

Ri-freaking-diculous. First we get the announcement that Prison Break will be returning on April 17th, then we get the annoucement that it's moving to Fridays. Everyone will tell you that Friday nights are the kiss of death for TV shows, so I'm kind of pissed that Fox can't even let the show remain on Mondays for the remainder of its run.

Oh yeah, and we have received official confirmation that Prison Break is ending. Don't start crying. We all knew this day was coming. But it's hard.....I know..... Here's what Fox (who I'm not pleased with right now) has to say:

The greatest escape on television comes to an end after four suspenseful seasons when PRISON BREAK returns for the series' final episodes beginning Friday, April 17 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.

Following a series of double-crosses, the brothers now find themselves racing to retrieve SCYLLA, which unbeknownst to them has landed in the possession of their estranged mother and Company operative Christina (Kathleen Quinlan).

Source: Fox

So it ends at season 4.. hmm a good or bad thing? The storyline is kinda draggy now but the series is just brilliant and smart. Damn.. but still its a long wait.. April 17... hopefully the last 6 episodes will explain everything and with a good ending of course, but not those lame ending.. Episode 17 promo is quite cool .. o.O.. I have no idea how to upload a video from youtube. LOL... teach me pls..

I hate physics.. Really.. Tell me you hate it too. C4 vectors also dam babi.

Kick

Shit ... i was with Mccarthy before switching to Santa Cruz cause he's "healthy".. Wat a switch la.. Its gonna cause me 2 goals of Mccarthy.. babi man..

Man Utd wont top the table la.. It'll be a draw.. And then Liverpool will win. Sixth sense here.. Just watch.. Arsenal will lose again.. LOL.

MK: Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time , but time is something you wont have anywhere.. ??????????????? Understand wth he saying?

Physics 4 confirm gg dee..

Yes or No?

Yes la thats good or No la thats bad?

Recap of exams taken so far,

Chem 3A - Ok tell me which idiot put bromide ion. And who's the biggest idiot who didnt write his centre no. and candidate no. for the paper.

Phy 3A - 800+ frictional force. How the hell the trolley move then?

Phy 1,2 - Wasted my time and money to retake. 1st sem marks definitely would be better.

Phy 3B and Chem 3B - Confirm B dee

Next week the maths and the unit 4's before the break.. GG ... Yes? No? U tell me.
But its like dam fast the days pass during exam period. Few more papers left..and its left 4 dead.

Heath Ledger is a really dam good joker that no one should joke about him. My idol. hoho. 80% votes.. expected right. Seung Ri also... clear winner

NARUTO LA.. DAM FAKE LIKE LAKE HOUSE. "bro's quote btw". dam lame.

The answer is No~ The question is *.....*

Tian Hui

This afternoon took a nap. Woke up felt like dying... First time in my life.. felt so sick in my life.. especially after sleeping. Pening gila..

I MUST NOT FALL SICK

I MUST NOT FALL SICK TODAY

I MUST NOT FALL SICK TMR

I MUST NOT FALL SICK THE DAY AFTER TMR

I MUST NOT FALL SICK THE FOLLOWING DAY AFTER TMR

I MUST NOT FALL SICK THIS WEEK

I MUST NOT FALL SICK NEXT WEEK

I MUST NOT FALL SICK THIS MONTH


or else.... its over when it haven even started

My hand hurts.. There's a wood stuck in it.. (enough with S.tuck okay) OUCH. Sakit babi.

Folie A Deux

The post below is written by my noob bro that only knows how to shit, thats why he's full of shit. If u love shit, then u'll understand what he's saying. Holy shit, yes the shit's holy now. Some of the lame things that i still remember are below.... S.Tuck here btw. =)

1) Why did the chicken cross the road?? Too common
Because it wanted to run away from nandos and kenny roggers. I just ate chicken but not that chicken btw.

2) Why did the Tortoise cross the road then?
Because the Shell Station was on the other side.

3) Why can't turkey's fly? Familiar
hmm... because TURKEY IS A COUNTRY!!!!

4) Where does lightning and thunder come from??
PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or issit the other chu? forgot wats it already RAKACHU?

5) How do inmates in a jail communicate?
By using cellphones. Thats how we communicate ~

6) Bread or Coffee more talkative?
Of course bread la.. cause BreadTalk and Kopitiam (Coffee diam)

7) Whats the heaviest noodle in the world?
Wan tan mee (one tonne mee)

8) What money is black?
50 cent. ...Listening to chinese songs now not 50 cent's

9) Which country has the most infected and sick people in the world?
GERM MANY....

10) How does a farmer count all his cows?
By using a COWCULATOR! .





Wanna know why you're stoned reading all this?

Cos' you ROCK !

Welcome to 2009 whether you like it or not.

Vanakkam, this is the real mouse, the coolest one of course. Since its the new years, I give face to the lil noob mouse and write a little post (or rather just talk whatever shit that comes out from my puny brain) since he asked me to.RiGHT? ahahaa

Lets start with the title, Welcome to 2009 whether you like it or not. Whether you're happy, sad, high, crazy, emo, dying etc etc, you're still welcome because theres no choice. No way you cannot not enter 2009 unless you die on 31st dec 2008, damm sad like that, you'll be counting down on your deathbed. Anyway, if you're not that, you HAVE to enter 2009, whether you like it or not. And there is a saying "In life, there are always choices". Want to eat my green shit ar? Certain things are just inevitable. This is just a vague example, go think by yourself for others.

Moving on, since we HAVE to go to 2009, wtf should we do? Make the best out of it? So, this is my new year's revolution *just thought bout it a minute ago*. 2009 : I want all my bijis' to turn into buahs'. For those noob who don't know, biji = seed, buah = fruit *just to make sure*. This is a simple formula or theory or way or whatever you want to label it as. In chinapek english: You plant seed, put needed nutrients, seed grows to plant, plant come out fruit. Quoting from my lame ass lil bro "yes la, thats right". My theory make sense right? So damn easy. I'll give an example for those lost ppl out there. Since i know my bros exams coming up, I'll help a bit. Easy only. Want to get good grades, start studying loh = biji,, the nutrient = concentration, studying smart, etc etc,  and need TIME for biji to become buah. Easy as 321, if u can't count backwards, don't bother continuing reading. See, its easy stuff. Apply this formula anywhere in your life, people gonna start calling you superman already. Of course the tricky part is to know what is the biji, nutrient, and buah.

And by the way, new years day is just another day actually, why make it until so big? It just another night turning into day or another hour turning into another hour. So, make this resolution an everyday thing!! If you wait every new years just to make a resolution, your biji right, will turn into TAHI. Think bout it. 

Okay la, enough shit for one day. Go watch "the curious case of benjamin button". Pro show. He was born old and slowly turning young. Ciaoz, happy new year.

mouse08

2009 - ox09
First activity of the year - poker? lose
Second activity of the year - mahjong. lose. 2009 sucks. lol

Last few days of 2008 were like a closing marathon of the year. Cousins from penang were here since saturday ----> means no need to study dee. Yes la thats good. Since then daily routine was shopping shopping shopping shopping x 100000000. wth man. Can die of walking. 1u, curve, klcc, lowyat, times square, midvalley, gardens ..... semua pun pergi. satu hari tujuh hingga lapan jam jalan jalan. Balik rumah minum susu also cannot. Ended up watching tv or mahjong or bball. Mahjong rocks la. Played like crazy till late in the morning like 4 am+ on 01/01/09. Ftw becomes Ttw (time to win) in mahjong. =_=
Cousin: "Dam sad wei these ppl.. Waiting so long just for little penang cafe." pointing at the long queue outside "little penang cafe".

Ip Man was the bomb la. After watching then only realised how freaking proud we should be of being a chinese like wat zwee said. LOL. But dam pain watching the show. Dunno why also. Watch and find out for yourself.

Finished 1st chapter of goo goo dolls. Dam proud wei.

Listening to chinese songs now. Awesome la. Dling fall out boys new album now (recommended by cousin )

Prison break's on the break now. Good timing. Lost starting soon. But i duwan to get lost especially this month.

Cousins went back already. 24 days till the next mahjong session. =).

Study la wei. Exams exactly 1 week from now. And i dont think i can remember how to do practical dee. holy shit. I just checked the timetable and there's only 9 days of exams.. so yea.. not bad la. 29 and 30 are the killer though. Sure no mood to study at that time.

WHY SO SERIOUS. LETS MAHJONG PPL. Btw, thanks for the wishes and presents. =) 17 - legal dee. !